TECHNOLOGICAL HIERARCHY FOR THE REMOVAL OF UNDESIRABLES AND SUBJUGATION OF HUMANITY

So.  You're thinking about joining...

 

Applying for a T.H.R.U.S.H. membership requires a complete commitment to the ideals of

                                         WORLD DOMINATION.

"It is truly said that the single-minded pursuit of power reduces one to the level of a 'common thrush'...which will prey upon insects and lower species...and sing all the while."

 

The acronym 'T.H.R.U.S.H.' stands for:

Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

TECHNOLOGICAL HIERARCHY - RULE BY THE ELITE!...The best human minds on Earth!

 

REMOVAL of UNDESIRABLES - The destruction (by any means necessary) of those persons or organizations (specifically U.N.C.L.E.) who, deluded by so-called 'higher ideals' or blinded by ignorance or chance, resist or delay the pursuit of our highest goal:

                                       THE ACQUISITION OF POWER! 

 

THE SUBJUGATION OF HUMANITY! - Exactly what it says.

The Seven Ideals of T.H.R.U.S.H. are:

1. The primary importance of the acquisition of POWER!

2. The application of accumulated power towards the complete and utter destruction of any person or organization that prevents the further acquisition of POWER.

3.  The 'ENDS' actually DO justify the 'MEANS'.

4. The eradication of all personal and emotional attachments which might hinder one's quest for the acquisition of power.

5. The premise that 'TRUE JUSTICE' is a myth.

6. There is no higher power than 'personal enrichment' that one must answer to.

7. The 'Seven Deadly Sins' are slow to kill.

 

 

 

                                 So come now...it's time!...

                                          ...join us!... 

                                         

                      Join the illustrious ranks of T.H.R.U.S.H..... 

 

                                           

                                    ..You know you want to.

      

                                                I said...

                    You KNOW you want to...

 

                           There now...feeling all better aren't we!?

 

                                           One last thing...

 

                                You gotta wear the bird emblem.  

                         

                                NO! NO!...DON'T TRY TO WAKE UP!!!

                      Just mo-ooove your mouse upwards....that's right.....

                                         Now click on the BIRD...

 

                                      ...Now!....if you don't mind...

 

                                           ...n-n-n-NOW-w-w-w-w....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                               YO!....HEY!HEY!...YO MAN!

                              HEY DUDE!....YOU FELL ASLEEP ON US HERE!

                 YOU NEED TO SCROLL BACK UP AND CLICK ON 'THE BIRD' MAN!

                                  'THE BIRD'  MAN!...click the dang bird....